Goddess of .. I'm The Law, Bitches !

Yup, yup, yup. As of 3pm today, I'm a lawyer !

I can run naked in fields of corn
and
still be a professionnal

(although the Bar probably wouldn't recommend it).

That's right :o)

I thought you should all know that I am The Law ..
and nobody's gonna change that
(except the Bar, if I fuck up) !

Alright, now that I'm feeling like I'm on top of the world,

let's all remind ourselves that I use to shit my pants in a not-so-distant past..

some 20 years ago :o)

!!! POOP !!!

As you can see, I've come a long way since.

Goddess of .. Uppity pricks and snobs !

Of course, things are never rarely the way you envision them.

Last night was no exception ..

The "hip club" as I remembered it.. was really just an outside bar on top of a skyscraper. Sure, it sounds cool but the sky looked like it was about to pour, it was chilly and windy (i.e. tangled hair).

Picture them just like this, except they were wearing suits! Silly, uh ?!

The "cool crowd" was really just a bunch of uppity pricks and snobs. In typical high school fashion, everyone stuck to their cliques. Every law firm had its clique.. there wasn't any mixing really. I actually saw a guy I knew from high school who, apparently, now has a french accent .. how f*cking snobbish is that !?! OMG ! Thank Lil' Jesus, I was with Lolita (Mr. Unreliable didn't show up .. see how he got his nickname!?!) so at least she introduced me to the peeps from her firm.

Thanks for the support, as usual, you are awesomeness in a bottle !!!